Dear Radon,
I'm not so sure how long you've decided to inhabit our new home. I'm not sure where you are going to go next. I'm not sure what damages, if any, you have done, what you look like, or if we will run into you again in the future, but I do know that you are no longer dwelling in our basement. (Thanks to the lovely radon eradicating system that was installed in our new home today.)
We certainly thank you for your short lived time with us, the various amount of knowledge about yourself that you have brought our way, and the comfort that you now provide us knowing that you are no longer there. You are not welcome in the future, but should you so choose to appear again, we will be sure to take the necessary action to eliminate your presence. We do appreciate your natural tendencies and hope that you maintain a steady presence in our Earth's environment. (For getting rid of anything natural, completely, has its consequences.) But we do hope that you decide to keep you and your radioactive self far away from us, our family, and our friends.
Thank you for your time. Best of luck with Uranium and the infinite decay process that the two of you together create.
Kind Regards,
Your New Landlords
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Erin, you make me laugh so much! Glad your buddy Radon has left the premises, hopefully never to return.
ReplyDeleteWow, you're moving this weekend? You guys are the most organized people I know. I can't wait to hear about your next adventure--Moving Day.
Nonna
Hey Grammie! It makes me smile that I can make you laugh a few states away! Yes, moving day officially starts Friday, and we're trying to stay organized, but the more boxes and bags we bring upstairs the less organized we stay. It's all part of the adventure, I suppose! We're about to lose this game of tetris... Love!
ReplyDeleteThat's really random
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