The Likelihood of the Rainy Day Pants

The likelihood of it raining when I wear my tan work trousers is 110% certain.

Rainy pants.

Rainy day.

And I am not kidding.

Every time I wear these slacks it rains.  How do I know this, you ask?  Well, I made a mental note the first time I wore said pants and it rained.  I thought to myself, 'I musn't wear these pants when it rains because a.) I love them and I don't want to get them all muddy, and b.) the bottoms just hit the ground and they get all wet', which is very noticeable on the tan material and makes the rest of the day slightly uncomfortable.

However, Mother Nature seems to think otherwise.  If I wear these pants, it will rain, and I notice it every single time because of my very first mental note.

I gave up a long time ago.  (Gave up trying to prepare to wear these rain pants on a sunny day contending with Mother Nature).  And it doesn't matter so much anymore.  As a matter of fact, it actually makes me laugh because of course it will rain if I wear these pants, and I am 110% ok with that.

Bring on the rain [pants].

(For the record, I was trying to take a photo outside, with Jack, in the rain, while I was wearing these pants, and I received a 'friendly nudge' with a muddy paw to pick up the ball and throw it... And then I gave up trying to take a photo, so you'll have to trust me when I say that I did wear these pants today and it did rain...)

Muddy pants.