Sleeping Arrangements

Ever since we returned from Utah, we've had a permanent guest in our bed.  Jack sleeps with us occasionally and sleeps in his crate occasionally.  However, we have not set his crate back up, which means he is with us permanently. 

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night.  Brian was to my left on "his" side, sawing logs like you've never heard because he's been a bit under the weather.  This is not uncommon.  (Brian being to my left and sawing logs, that is.)  To my right, however, Jack was sleeping in what felt like a Chinese star position.  I, somehow, pulled the short straw and got stuck in the middle.  (I must've missed that drawing because I don't remember that at all.)

I tried to move Jack.  I felt a paw here and a paw there, but I could not figure out how the heck he was laying.  I tried to ask Brian to roll to another position to perhaps relive the log sawing and give me a 5 second window to fall asleep before he started back up again.

All to no avail.  Jack didn't move.  Brian started snoring again.  And I was still stuck in the middle.

I fell back asleep, somehow, and woke up to nearly the same situation.

Tonight I will be putting my foot down on these so called sleeping arrangements.  This is just not going to work for me.

Something's got to give!