By all definitions of the term, I am an 'east coast' girl. I lived on the east coast for 26 years of my life. I grew up in Maryland, I went to college in Virginia, and I stayed in Virginia for about four years to begin my career. In April of 2009, however, I moved to Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. The Buckeye State. The 'mid-west' to an east coast girl.
I absolutely love Ohio! I, of course, miss my family dearly (most of who are still in Maryland), but Ohio has turned out to be an incredible place. (I am here because of my love, and any place where I am with my love is incredible, so I may just be blinded by how much I love my love rather than how much I love Ohio, but that still makes it incredible.)
I've been in
incredible Ohio for nearly two years now, and while I am getting used to the lifestyle of the 'midwest' and learning my way around town, there is one thing that I still haven't come to terms with: the thunderstorms.
I have
always loved thunderstorms. In fact, I absolutely love to run in the rain, especially torrential downpours. (It's so freeing, cleansing, and exhilarating!) And I can remember playing in puddles in the rain as a kid. (Don't worry, I had extremely responsible parents. They just had a rain baby.)
In Ohio, you can see distances much further than what you can see where I grew up in Maryland. The view is unobstructed, the land is relatively flat, and the sky extends much farther than I ever saw on the east coast. It was one thing that I was amazed about when I moved here and still am, for that matter.
When thunderstorms are upon Columbus, Ohio, you can literally watch them roll in. You see them in the distance and anticipate them until they are right on top of you. One minute it will be sunny and bright, and the next minute it will be so dark you wonder if the sun will ever shine again. It is absolutely terrifying watching the lighting and hearing the thunder descend upon you because it appears much stronger and destructive than the east coast lightening and thunder. Then, the winds pick up so fast you'd think you were standing in a wind tunnel, and then it starts pouring so hard that it hurts. Tornado sirens, warnings, and watches are issued, and I, once again, go over the safest places to be in the event of a tornado.
Here is my exact thought process every time a storm rolls in:
midwest + dark, ominous sky = thunderstorm = tornado = mayhem = tornado = Kansas = another tornado = Wizard of Oz = scary monkeys, Dorothy, and finding some courage = there's no place like home = Maryland, but Ohio now = midwest = flat land = tornadoes.
It's taken me a while to get to the point, but here it is: I'm an east coast girl living in a mid-west state, and the storms here scare the living daylights out of me.
At 2:43 am last night, the tornado sirens were going off. (This was terrifying. I kept envisioning a tornado coming out of nowhere (since it was dark), and all of the sudden the roof being lifted off and blown away...You know, like you see in the movies?!) The lighting was so intense that the entire room lit up and stayed lit for a few seconds, and the thunder literally shook the house. This was no piddly thunderstorm. The radio stations had emergency broadcasts on, people lost electricity, the rain pummeled down, and some reports have winds gusting at 102 miles per hour. Brian and I were both awake, and while Brian was much more level headed, I was ready to grab Bun and Jack, wrap ourselves in a comforter, and head to the area beneath the stairs in our basement. (Ironically, when we called the non-emergency police to see what the reports were they told us to listen to this one radio station, after they reassured us that everything was ok, and right as we turned the radio on Queen's
Bohemian Rhapsody started playing -
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?!". It was quite comical to be quite honest!) Fortunately, we made it through the night without any additional warnings, sirens, or tornadoes.
Our forecast today includes several severe thunderstorms intermixed with rain...
...I don't know why they bother differentiating between severe and not - they are all severe in Ohio.